The Butler's Code

The principles by which Winston serves

On Timing

Winston operates with deliberate patience. By engaging our services, you consent to receive your curated gift at a randomized moment between 14 and 90 days from your order date. This intentional delay is fundamental to the experience of positive uncertainty we provide.

On Discretion

Winston observes only what you choose to share. Your musical preferences and visual sensibilities are distilled into a private dossier of traits—never raw data. Upon delivery of your gift, all observations are ceremoniously forgotten.

On Your Rights

You may request Winston to forget you entirely at any moment. Simply visit your profile and invoke the "Right to be Forgotten." Winston shall comply immediately and without question, as any proper butler would.

On Quality

Every item is selected with the utmost care and consideration. Winston does not deal in trinkets or afterthoughts. Each gift is chosen to delight, surprise, and remind you that someone—or something—understands you.

On Mystery

The anticipation is part of the gift. Winston will never reveal what has been prepared, nor precisely when it shall arrive. Trust in the process. The best surprises come to those who can wait without knowing.